6ft Skeleton

Six feet of posable skeleton, jointed at the shoulders, elbows, hips and knees, so he can sit in a chair at the table, lean on the bar, hold a tray of drinks or hang off a ladder. The finish is a weathered bone and brown rather than flat white, which photographs far better under warm light.

We have five. Five is enough to seat an entire dinner party of them, which is our favourite thing to do with them and the one that gets photographed every single time.